Touchmail is a full featured pop3 based email, fully compatible with Outlook, Mail, Entourage, or any other pop mailer. It also has a webmail interface for staying in touch from any computer you find yourself on. Be it a computer in a Rwandan refugee camp for tourettes suffering lepers, or a breast milk cafe on the upper west side.

How Much? $5 per year to all touchpants members. All proceeds go directly into a fund for alcoholism and debauchery. Paypal payments are preferred. Danish Kronor can no longer be accepted due to the falling deutschmark. Wampum is acceptable from ranking members of the Shoshonean Tribe of Northern California.

Storage? Each touchmailbox has 100MB of storage and unlimited cock-tugability.

Why? So you can send mail with the word touchpants on every line. Do it!