what up gash?
(read also: dash)

perhaps best known for her role of 'dionne' in clueless, this burly slut was all of 29 when she played that teeny-bopper role. that's right. she's old. turned forty, two days before i turned 30. but those nipples! they don't quit at 40. they'll be chewey for years to come.

the green eyes don't hurt either. it really gives you that feel of getting blown by an a-rod or a derek jeter when she looks up at you.

born on date: 20 Jan. 1966
height: 5'5"
(a nice cock-able height)

known flaws:
has a son named Austin (fag)
dirty fart hole