what up spoon?

sure she got an oscar. but she's still a cunt. real name? laura jean reese witherspoon. from naw'lins. shotgun wedding whore. had a kid three months after marriage to douche-tits mcguirk (73% gay) ryan phillipe. and she is -exactly- two weeks older than puck-slut candace cameron bure.

born on date: 22 Mar. 1976
height: 5'2"
(a nice cock-able height)

known flaws:
married a gay man
smelly bug