cunt- keira knightley
cunt- christina ricci
cunt- reese witherspoon
cunt- stacey dash
cunt- gina gershon
11.07.05
a stellar show last night. jon fishman sat in for the whole set again and we had the people at Nectar's captivated with our ability to go stupidly where few have traversed before. One girl was so pissed off whe threw her wine glass at me. Friday rocked so hard he bled all over the place. It was epic... pictures here
08.16.05
welcome back. so we did it. we recorded our first CD. for you. asshole. poopenis poopenis poopenis. yes. poopenis poetry. that's the name of the album. touchpants poopenis poetry. say it. say it again. and then... poopenis. a night of poetry with touchpants. that's what you need. buy it now!
new visitors should probably head straight for the 'dirtboard' to see what's up.